8 Things Women Think Turn Us On (That Don’t)

All the men of this world must burn all the female glossies that make our women follow dumb advices on how to win us over. Seriously, nothing interests us more than their real character, their sweet smile, natural beauty and intellect.

But women have come to be mistaken on a lot of our likes, which have resulted in us being exposed to these:

Introduction

All the men of this world must burn all the female glossies that make our women follow dumb advices on how to win us over. Seriously, nothing interests us more than their real character, their sweet smile, natural beauty and intellect.

But women have come to be mistaken on a lot of our likes, which have resulted in us being exposed to these:

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1. The DuckFace

Unless their lips were actually bitten by a big spider, or they were direct descendants of the Uncle Scrooge family, I refuse to understand why a perfectly normal looking, pretty girl would voluntarily want to look ugly by making this constipated, duck face!

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2. The Pet Names Act

I have come across so many women who call their boyfriends all sorts of embarrassing things. Like boobie and poochie and koochie and deemu and shona and what not. Ask any man what he thinks of it, and if he doesn’t reply saying he feels like an adopted pup, I will start making sense.

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