Weird Texts Good For An Awkward Chuckle

The longer you’re friends with someone, the more comfortable you’ll get with the weirdest topics. And with the kind of connections we share nowadays, you can let your friends know about every strange thought that pops into your head.

If you’re lucky, they’ll play along and you’ve shared a nice moment together.

If you’re not, they’ll post it on the internet and you could be the star of one of the 16 texts on this list.
1. Man, I hate it when my p00p guy runs late.
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2. Phew, that was a close one.
One of the rare moments where we actually want that to happen.

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3. Man, there’s a scary thought.
I wonder if they can reduce it so much that it just makes dial-up noises.

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4. I never want to hear the explanation for this one.
That rejected sea creature is perfect the way it is.

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5. Well really, if there’s a better way to take one than this, I don’t know it.
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6. Hahaha, this dad’s a champ for not even questioning that.
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7. Not exactly a confidence-booster when you lose out to cornflakes.
Like, no berries or sugar or nothing? Just plain cornflakes? Ouch.

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8. Hey man, if they can’t appreciate the wit and nuance of Bee Movie, that’s their loss.
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9. Haha, I think the first clue was the spoiler warning.
I mean, it’s not like the news is one big spoiler for the world.Wait a minute, whoa…

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10. Well, at least she didn’t make it all the way before she noticed.
I mean, that’s how this type of thing usually goes.

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11. Yup, seems like a great way to have a conversation.
They just gonna run down the list of every positive word or what?

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12. Nothing like a good ol’ lettuce wedge at the end of a long day.
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13. Oh boy, what an enticing challenge!
This is how married couples text each other, apparently.

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14. Whoa, yeah, they never would have believed it without the photo.
How does that even happen?

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15. Yeah, this pretty much describes my love life too.
I wonder what I’d be instead of a mermaid, though?

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15. Yeah, this pretty much describes my love life too.
I wonder what I’d be instead of a mermaid, though?

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