The 12 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends In Internet History

Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

So a guy gets the golden opportunity to backpack through Europe for two weeks. He tells his friends and family, and even tells his girlfriend and calls her to say goodbye the night before he leaves. She ends up forgetting this ever happened because she’s a bad listener. The guy has his phone turned off throughout his trip in order to avoid roaming charges, which is why he doesn’t answer his phone.

She ends up sending email, after email, after email, having completely forgotten that he was in Europe. The emails go from fun, to worried, to angry, to seething, to vengeful (she ends up sleeping with someone to get back at him for “cutting her off”) to apologetic when his mom tells her where he was.

You really just need to watch this. It is golden.

The reason this is both a hot AND psycho girlfriend entry is that the girl is obviously hot. She sends him emails about getting hit on constantly and even letting guys buy her a drink, and as soon as they hand her the drink she says, “you remind me of my boyfriend,” which #1: an unattractive girl would not do, because c’mon, and #2: is a standard hot-girl move and a type of robbery that should be punishable by fine.

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German Girls Destroy Cheater’s Jaguar in Broad Daylight

These adorable German girls publicly play a real-life version of the bonus level from Street Fighter II with a guy’s Jaguar.

They start out by scratching it by hand with small tools, and then manage to get everything from shovels to wheel barrows to destroy a pretty nice, dark green Jaguar. They smash the car and kick it and are captured by many different cameras, YouTubers, and camera phones, so much that the person who made the clip linked above cut together all the footage in an almost-too-good-to-be-true display of vengeance.

Apparently, the guy cheated on her… which is definitely grounds for some kind of payment, but this was a little much. What if they got the wrong Jaguar?

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