Signs You Might Be A Sasshole
For those who don’t know, a “sasshole” is a clever combination of the words “sassy” and “asshole.” Urban Dictionary defines a sasshole as “a person of great sarcastic wit; the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.”
Your flirting is being as sassy as possible
*Switching to your innner Rihanna, always*
you love a guy teasing you right back
If you can keep up with my attitude, you automatically get bonus points.
You never use sarcasm
This is me being sarcastic. (A sasshole is the QUEEN of Sarcasm)
Your closest friends know how to take your sass
And they sometimes dish it out as much as you do (#proud).
Your friends can always count on you to be honest, even if the truth is ugly
“I mean, no offense, but that dress really isn’t your color.”
But people who don’t know you think you’re a bitch
How many times have you heard, “when I first saw you, I thought you’d be really mean”?
Sometimes you forget that not everyone understands your sense of humor
I have to consistently remind myself not to be a sasshole to everyone I meet.
Filters? Who needs ’em!
You don’t always think before you speak, and it sometimes gets you in trouble.
You have no patience for stupid people
Can you just… Not?
You think you could “Keep Up With The Kardashians” just fine
Kourtney Kardashian (a fellow sasshole) would be the ultimate BFF.
People can’t tell when you’re being serious or joking
“Lol, I hate you.”
You don’t put up with boys’ shit
Don’t make me snap my fingers in a Z-formation.
So any negative comments belong in the trash
Negativity ain’t worth your time.
You are overdosed on confidence, and you WORK it
You have a queen’s mentality at all times. Bow down, peasants.
Negativity is not your suit.
Not much phases you, and being sad just isn’t worth it. Besides, you’re just too damn funny.
You love your sass, and it’s here to stay
A Woman with sass is better than girl with no class.