Signs You Might Be A Sasshole

For those who don’t know, a “sasshole” is a clever combination of the words “sassy” and “asshole.” Urban Dictionary defines a sasshole as “a person of great sarcastic wit; the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.”
Your flirting is being as sassy as possible
*Switching to your innner Rihanna, always*

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you love a guy teasing you right back
If you can keep up with my attitude, you automatically get bonus points.

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You never use sarcasm
This is me being sarcastic. (A sasshole is the QUEEN of Sarcasm)

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Your closest friends know how to take your sass
And they sometimes dish it out as much as you do (#proud).

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Your friends can always count on you to be honest, even if the truth is ugly
“I mean, no offense, but that dress really isn’t your color.”

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But people who don’t know you think you’re a bitch
How many times have you heard, “when I first saw you, I thought you’d be really mean”?

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Sometimes you forget that not everyone understands your sense of humor
I have to consistently remind myself not to be a sasshole to everyone I meet.

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Filters? Who needs ’em!
You don’t always think before you speak, and it sometimes gets you in trouble.

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You have no patience for stupid people
Can you just… Not?

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You think you could “Keep Up With The Kardashians” just fine
Kourtney Kardashian (a fellow sasshole) would be the ultimate BFF.

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People can’t tell when you’re being serious or joking
“Lol, I hate you.”

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You don’t put up with boys’ shit
Don’t make me snap my fingers in a Z-formation.

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So any negative comments belong in the trash
Negativity ain’t worth your time.

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You are overdosed on confidence, and you WORK it
You have a queen’s mentality at all times. Bow down, peasants.

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Negativity is not your suit.
Not much phases you, and being sad just isn’t worth it. Besides, you’re just too damn funny.

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You love your sass, and it’s here to stay
A Woman with sass is better than girl with no class.

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