These People Share The Best Insult They’ve Ever Heard. BURN!

Stu: Alan, you are literally too stupid to insult.

Alan: Thank you.

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1/24. “If you were any less intelligent we’d have to water you three times a week.”

Pojodan

2/24. “One day during lunch this jerk was making jokes about a quiet, usually very reserved kid. Kid takes it for about 10 minutes before casually remarking: ‘Hey, do you know what the difference is between your jokes and your penis ?’

Jerk: ‘What!?’

At this point around 30 people are observing.

Kid: ‘No one laughs at your jokes.’

Hysterical laughter ensued and the jerk was utterly humiliated. Needless to say, he didn’t say much for the rest of that lunch.”

Jeppest

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3/24. “Today my coworker said of another one, ‘He’s so damn stupid he could fall in a barrel of boobs and come out sucking his thumb.'”

playsinpaint
4/24. “You couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.”

SharksInSuits

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