People Who Didn’t Get The Memo That They Are Not S1xy
Being s1xy is harder than you would think nowadays. When trying to be s1xy goes wrong, it should never make it to the public. When the camera is recording, please know it will make it’s way to our screens. Some people just didn’t get the memo that they are not s1xy.
#1 To be fair, that is an enormous fish.
#2 That’s gonna leave a mark.
#3 That’s one flexible woman.
#4 Stop that car abuse this instant!
#5 There’s a “The Shining” joke to be made, but we’ll just leave it at this: she doesn’t NOT look like Shelly Duval. We mean that as a compliment.
#6 Splish, splash she just took a bath!
#7 Mess up your eyebrows? No worries. Just double down on the eye glitter and bite your pearl necklace.
#8 My guess is, she now has a splitting headache.
#9 He does look pretty foxy.
#10 Why would you pose standing in the toilet? With your socks on for that matter.
#11 This gives “trashy” a new meaning. Also, she’s almost certainly laying on a hypodermic needle.
#12 The best part is, that there wasn’t even an attempt to hide the baby in this photo.
#13 Two important takeaways: first, that rug is awesome. Second, so is the framed photo of the dog.
#14 If Who Framed Roger Rabbit were a person, this would be her: half person, half cartoon.
#15 Go ahead and laugh. The fact is, that caviar’s probably incredibly expensive. Well…assuming that it’s caviar, anyway.
#16 Let me guess…this took place in the South?
#17 We’ll just say it; that coat’s too big for him.
#18 Indeed, that is a dress made out of American cheese.
#19 Nice spiderweb hat.
#20 Evidently, women really like cheese.
#21 Nice giraffe…thing. What is that, exactly? A giraffe Christmas tree? We’ve got more questions than answers on this one.
#22 Have at her, sneaker fetishists.
#23 Is she cosplaying as a table? That’s what we choose to believe. Anyway, she’s pulling it off.
#24 I hate bananas. Everything about this picture is unappealing.
#25 A trashed X-Men concept that didn’t quite stick. She was a lot like Jubilee, except her vagina launched fireworks.
#26 Tarantino’s new “Kill Bill” sequel looks interesting.
#27 It’s time to take out the trash!
#28 Call Willy Wonka. One of his Oompa Loompa’s has escaped.
#29 Nothing says s1xy like pour shitty beer all over you.