If Humans Used Animal Mating Rituals

Yeah, turns out we just look weird. So, while there may not be any dating advice of any real use in here, there are a few things the animal kingdom has absolutely nailed.
#1 Ant
Queen ants mate with a small group of males and store their sperm in her body for later use. She uses the sperm to create workers and soldiers for the colony, all female. But should she choose not to fertilize an egg with sperm, it will become male.

In other words, it’s impossible for a male ant to have a father.