Husband Realizes His Wife is Cheating, Leaves Note For Her Other Man

What will you do if one fine morning you realize that your partner is cheating on you? How will you react in such a situation? If you manage to be as cool as this husband, you’ll live rest of your life like a thug! Take a look…

This Husband

Every husband is expected to be emotionally attach to his wife. If ever a situation arises where his wife is found cheating on him, a natural reaction is to get shattered. But then this husband is unique. As soon as he found that his wife is cheating on him, he left a note for ‘the other man.’

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It is a 10 pointer note and a must read one as well! Here are all the 10 points.

  • Please stop leaving the toilet seat up like that. I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old and very annoying.
  •  You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please for crying out loud stop drinking all my beer. It is absolutely fine if you have a couple while you visit (god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me some as I have to be there longer than you.
  •  If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

 

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  •  Please replace the Toilet paper when you use it all as for some very weird reason my 5 year old son believes if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot? Please let me know.
  •  After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with as that is hygienic. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are extremely clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work after doing all the washing. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty (thanks).
  •  Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle or any other relative for that matter, they are young not mentally challenged.
  • Please stop turning the heat up as you pay nothing and MUD is making me go crazy, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
  • When she asks “do these pants make me look fat,” say a strict no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her another reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
  • Stop eating the baked goods. They don’t belong to you in any way. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.
  • Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair please. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Isn’t this man like the coolest individual ever?

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