Hilarious Tweets About Birth Control That Will Get You Every Time

There are a number of benefits to taking birth control (aside from the sexist people at the CDC giving you permission to drink). Taking hormones can improve the health of your skin, make periods less miserable, and can even cut the odds of developing some cancers. And there’s the obvious added benefit of not bringing a new life into the world when you still can’t keep that goldfish you won at bar trivia alive.

It’s no wonder, then, that ninety-nine percent of American women use contraception at some point in their lives. That said, constantly needing to regulate your reproductive health comes with some challenges. There’s some pregnancy paranoia, maneuvering strange devices into your orifices, explaining why your birth control contraption is chilling with your roommates’ food in the fridge, etc.

The Twitterverse feels the struggle and enlightened us about the realities of birth control:

#1
At the point when your anti-conception medication looks like a weapon.

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#2
When it’s your first time to utilize conception prevention.

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#3
When you have your own anti-conception medication.

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#4
When you’re without NuvaRing

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#5
When you hoovered up your anti-conception medication

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#6
Making jingle for your NuvaRing

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#7
That could be your problem.

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#8
When you’re a newbie..

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#9
When mood swing caused by the pill.

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#10
When u have free time.

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#11
When the pharmacist reacts.

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#12
When doctors ask

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#13
When you have four people for your OUD insertion

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#14
When you’re on the pill!

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#15
When you’re an expert at balancing

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#16
When you play a game of horseshoes with your man

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#17
When you’re hitting on strange men

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#18
When you drop your pill

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#19
When you have a bug zapper

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#20
When you have stomach cramps

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#21
When you refer to NuvaRing as a glow stick

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#22
When your iPhone autocorrects

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#23
When you have your birth control shot

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#24
When you’re lactose intolerant

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#25
When you forgot to take your birth control

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