People Reveal The Worst Things They’ve Ever Drunk Texted

Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and had that horrible sinking feeling when you remember what you did – or who you texted – the night before?

Those muddled, often embarrassing, thoughts of ours are suddenly in the inboxes of our exes, friends and family – and there is nothing we can do about it but face the music.

Reddit users have been sharing the worst drunk texts they’ve ever sent and the results are both mortifying and hilarious.


Texted some girls mom, “hey” thinking it was her. Mom texted back “hey tupnado21, this is her mom.”

To which I replied, “that’s okay you’re hot too.”

Regrettable pause… No response…

Panic text follow up,

“I mean, I think you’re sexy for an old lady!”



I somehow managed to mass text everybody on my contacts list “Where are you?” at 2:30am.

I woke up to a shit load of texts, and tried to figure out how it was even possible I did it, then I accidentally resent it again to everybody.



Our mate slept with an absolute horror who had a reputation for being dirty. My brother meant to send him a text saying “did she take it up the arse”. Instead of sending the text to Dan, he sent it to Dad.

My Dad replied “There are at least three times she didn’t”. I have two brothers.