23 Things You’ll Only Understand If You F*cking Hate Mayo

1. Just. F*cking. Look at it.

Just. Fucking. Look at it.

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2. For too long mayonnaise has conned the world into thinking it is food, when all it really is is a sandwich ruiner.

For too long mayonnaise has conned the world into thinking it is food, when all it really is is a sandwich ruiner.

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3. It’s really great at ruining other foods too. It ruins tuna…

It

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4. It ruins potatoes.

It ruins potatoes.

5. It ruins perfectly good chips, or “fries” to our American cousins.

It ruins perfectly good chips, or "fries" to our American cousins.

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6. It even ruins trick or treating.

It even ruins trick or treating.

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7. It’s basically just used as a glue to stick other foods together. It’s food glue.

8. You spend your life asking for sandwiches with NO MAYO, but that almost never ends well.

9. Occasionally you’ll find a mayo-less sandwich, which is nice n’all, but they’re usually a bit dull.

Occasionally you

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Just because you don’t want mayo doesn’t mean you want a plain ham sandwich.

10. Though every now and again you’ll find something that is both tasty AND mayo-less, and have pretty much the best day ever.

11. Your friends aren’t exactly supportive of your lifestyle choices.

Your friends aren

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12. Like, not even remotely supportive.

Like, not even remotely supportive.

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13. So when you encounter like-minded people you really learn to appreciate them.

So when you encounter like-minded people you really learn to appreciate them.

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14. You understand, like these protesters, that mayonnaise is best used as a weapon.

You understand, like these protesters, that mayonnaise is best used as a weapon.

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15. Because remember, mayo is just eggs, oil, and vinegar. It’s basically egg sauce. Think about that. EGG SAUCE. Nope.

Because remember, mayo is just eggs, oil, and vinegar. It

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This is what happens to mayo when you freeze it and the oil separates out.

16. Any food stuff that comes in a “heavy duty” variety is surely not a good thing.

Any food stuff that comes in a "heavy duty" variety is surely not a good thing.

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17. Particularly when it comes in something that looks like you bought it at Homebase.

Particularly when it comes in something that looks like you bought it at Homebase.

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18. There’s just something so…seedy…about mayo.

There

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19. See.

See.

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20. It brings out the worst in people.

It brings out the worst in people.

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21. And you never know where it’ll strike next.

And you never know where it

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22. I mean, is there a more unnerving sight in the world than this?

I mean, is there a more unnerving sight in the world than this?

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23. Put simply:

Put simply: