15 Things You Should Never Do To Your Private Parts!
In an ideal world, everyone’s genitals would come with instruction manuals as thick as the ones that come in the glove compartment of your car. They’d be full of helpful diagrams and feature an entire chapter on the best way to give the owner an orgasm. But they don’t exist, because human beings don’t have a glove compartment (you could make a case for the butt effectively being a glove compartment but who wants to roll up an instruction manual and wedge it in there). The point is, there are proper and improper uses of your private parts. You’re probably familiar with the proper uses. And hopefully you’re OK with improper uses, but just in case you’re not, here they are:
#1 DO NOT ever put hair removal cream on it
#2 DO NOT steam it
Gwyneth Paltrow may endorse steaming your vagina to “balance female hormones”, but gynaecologist and certified reproductive endocrinologist Dr Natasha Andreadis certainly doesn’t.
“Whenever I think of steaming I think of the potential for burning. The skin in our vagina is the same as the skin on our face. Squamous epithelium. Sensitive. The last thing you want to do is burn it. It would seriously be awkward and hard to treat this area if was to become burnt,” she says.
“I have no idea how this would balance your hormones.”
#3 DO NOT forget to dry it after a shower