11 Witty Put-Downs To Dull Text Pickup Lines

Sometimes, online flirting can get annoying. On the whole, unimaginative pickup attempts meet with equally straightforward put-downs. But, occasionally, the biting replies to romantic messages prove so incredibly witty that they cause hysterical laughter instead of disappointment!

We delighted to present you with a selection of hilarious examples of failed online romance!
#1 Perfect example from Intelligent Man!
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#2 great sense of humour!
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#3 when you text to a Scientist!

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#4 badass food lover!

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#5 true indeed!

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#6 only with your eyes!

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#7 wait a minute, honey!

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#8 I really like your name!

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#9 Most genius boyfriend!

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#10 hehe.., damn tomatoes!

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#11 That mirror selfie!

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